Sapling Press Funny Bad Decisions Let...
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Crafted in the USA with a debossed letterpress imprint on thick, textured ecru cotton paper, it’s a premium choice for witty gifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"tight\" data-tight=\"true\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlank Inside\u003c\/strong\u003e: Space for your snarky or sweet note.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e: A2 (4.25\" x 5.5\"), ideal for gifting or framing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes\u003c\/strong\u003e: Matching brown bag envelope and protective clear sleeve with chipboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/strong\u003e: Exceptional letterpress by Sapling Press.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote\u003c\/strong\u003e: Colors may vary slightly due to monitor differences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis funny letterpress card is perfect for roasting or bonding. 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Sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and make bad decisions.” Perfect for birthdays, breakups, or just-because laughs, this rude greeting card is a hit with friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates adult humor. Crafted in the USA with a debossed letterpress imprint on thick, textured ecru cotton paper, it’s a premium choice for witty gifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"tight\" data-tight=\"true\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlank Inside\u003c\/strong\u003e: Space for your snarky or sweet note.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e: A2 (4.25\" x 5.5\"), ideal for gifting or framing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes\u003c\/strong\u003e: Matching brown bag envelope and protective clear sleeve with chipboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/strong\u003e: Exceptional letterpress by Sapling Press.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote\u003c\/strong\u003e: Colors may vary slightly due to monitor differences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis funny letterpress card is perfect for roasting or bonding. 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