"Happy birthday today and happy birthday for the rest of your life. I don't know how much longer I can keep doing this."
Printed on heavyweight white matte card stock. Blank Inside. Shipped in clear sleeve with matching envelope. Size A7: 5" x 7"
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Design © In A Nutshell Studio
Happy Birthday (For Now) Sarcastic Greeting Card Celebrate another trip around the sun with this hilariously snarky birthday card that says it like it is: “Happy birthday today and happy birthday for the rest of your life. I don’t know how much longer I can keep doing this.” This funny birthday card is perfect for adults who embrace dark humor and scoff at generic, glittery nonsense. Ideal for your sibling, spouse, coworker, or that friend who’s aging with a side of existential dread, this sarcastic birthday card delivers a witty jab with just the right amount of rude charm.
Crafted for those who appreciate dry wit over balloons, this adult birthday card is a standout choice for anyone who gets your twisted sense of humor. Whether paired with a thoughtful gift or sent solo, it’s guaranteed to spark a laugh (or a knowing smirk) from the pessimist in your life. Printed on high-quality cardstock, this sassy birthday card is as durable as their will to keep celebrating.
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Perfect for: Fans of dark humor greeting cards, sarcastic birthday gifts, or rude birthday cards with a subtle edge.
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Why you’ll love it: No glitter, no clichés. Just pure, ironic birthday humor that hits the mark.
Shop now for a funny bday card that says, “Congrats on surviving another year... let’s not make this a habit.”
