"Birthdays are a reminder that we are getting closer to being dirt."
Printed on heavyweight white matte card stock. Blank Inside. Shipped in clear sleeve with matching envelope. Size A7: 5" x 7"
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Design © In A Nutshell Studio
Sarcastic "Birthdays Are Dirt" Greeting Card
Wish them a birthday with a morbid twist! This snarky greeting card reads, “Birthdays are a reminder that we are getting closer to being dirt,” perfect for adults who revel in dark humor. Ideal for your friend, sibling, or coworker who’d rather smirk than smile at another trip around the sun, this funny birthday card delivers a sharp, sarcastic jab with just the right amount of existential wit. It’s the ultimate rude birthday card for those who hate sappy clichés and glittery nonsense.
Crafted on premium cardstock, this adult birthday card is as sturdy as their resolve to keep aging. Whether paired with a quirky gift or sent solo, it’s guaranteed to spark a chuckle or an eye-roll from the pessimist in your life. This dark humor greeting card is perfect for anyone who appreciates sassy birthday humor over traditional fluff.
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Perfect for: Fans of sarcastic birthday cards, dark humor gifts, or witty adult greeting cards.
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Why you’ll love it: No fluff, just sharp, ironic birthday humor that hits the mark.
Shop now for a funny bday card that reminds them: another year, another step closer to the dirt!
