Cheeky Kumquat Funny Anniversary Card Pillow - Sarcastic Love

Spice up your love life with a smirk using this Cheeky Kumquat funny anniversary card, featuring a pillow illustration and the cheeky message, “I love you so much that I hardly ever consider smothering you with a pillow in your sleep.” Ideal for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or playful love notes, this sarcastic love card is perfect for girlfriends, boyfriends, or spouses who share your dark humor. Printed on premium 130lb matte white card stock with a heavyweight feel, it includes a 100% recycled kraft brown envelope for an eco-conscious touch. A quirky gift that stands out!

• Blank Inside: Room for your witty or romantic message.

• Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5"), great for gifting or framing.

• Includes: 100% recycled, post-consumer waste kraft envelope and protective clear sleeve with chipboard.

• Made in the USA: Bold, sassy design by Cheeky Kumquat.

• Note: Colors may vary slightly due to monitor differences.

This funny love card is a must-have for couples with a sense of humor. Add this unique Cheeky Kumquat card to your cart for a memorable, laugh-out-loud moment!