Bangs and Teeth Funny Valentine’s Day Card Granny Panties - Love Humor

Bring the laughs this Valentine’s Day with this Bangs and Teeth funny Valentine’s Day card, featuring a hand-lettered (not a font!) message, “This is as sexy as it’s gonna get,” above a hilarious illustration of large women’s underwear tagged with “Sale $5.99” and “Extra Durable Polyester.” Perfect for partners, spouses, or friends who love sarcastic humor, this card is a cheeky choice for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or playful love notes. Printed on premium heavyweight matte card stock in Colorado, USA, it includes a 100% recycled kraft brown envelope with a peel-and-press seal (no licking!).

• Blank Inside: Space for your witty or romantic message.

• Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5"), ideal for gifting or framing.

• Includes: 100% recycled kraft envelope and protective clear sleeve with chipboard.

• Made in Colorado, USA: Quirky craftsmanship by Bangs and Teeth.

• Note: Colors may vary slightly due to monitor differences.

This sarcastic love card is a must-have for couples with a sense of humor. Add this unique Bangs and Teeth card to your cart for a sexy, silly celebration!