14 Mini One-Sided Notecards with 14 different colored envelopes. Each tiny note card is lovingly handlettered then professionally printed on heavyweight white matte cardstock. Each little love card and has a different message including:
- Good morning, beautiful! - My penis would be so lost without your vagina. - Holy fuck I'm so in love with you - Please do me the honor.. of stuffing my face with your vagina. - My penis + your vagina best friends forever - Wish I was there (and in you). - I want to be under you... on you... but mostly just in you. - My wife is the most amazing mom with the most amazing butt. - You are horribly amazing and crazy good for me. - Hey sexy! - The most important meal of the day is your vagina. - Roses are red. Violets are blue. You have a nice butt. - Thanks for all the orgasms - Let's have sex and forget about our problems.
These tiny love notes are too small to mail. Tape one to the bathroom mirror. Tape one onto the fridge. Set one on his/her coffee mug. Put one in the pocket of his/her favorite jeans. Place one on his/her computer keyboard. Tape one to his/her laptop... anywhere and everywhere for a nice surprise.
Each card measures 2.5" x 3.5." Each envelope measures 2.7" x 4."
This naughty card bundle is sandwiched in chipboard to prevent accidental bending during its journey to you.
This assortment includes some of my best-selling greeting cards. There are no substitutions, sorry about that!
All monitors are different, thus monitor colors vary greatly. Colors may appear slightly different once printed vs what you see on screen.