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Wake The Fuck Up Organic Black Tea

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Rich black tea with elderberries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIngredients: A\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003essam black tea, India black tea, black elderberries\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Large 2oz (20 cups per bag)\u003cbr\u003e -Caffeinated\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandcrafted in Nevada, USA.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*MADE IN A FACILITY THAT CONTAINS TREE NUTS (COCONUT)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Statements made by ModestMix regarding the herbal and natural teas offered have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration as the FDA does not evaluate or test herbs. 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Wake the F*ck Up tea makes the perfect cup of black tea in the morning. Get if for yourself or as a funny gift for someone who knows a good f*cking cup of tea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLoose leaf\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003etea by ModestMix. Rich black tea with elderberries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIngredients: A\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003essam black tea, India black tea, black elderberries\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Large 2oz (20 cups per bag)\u003cbr\u003e -Caffeinated\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandcrafted in Nevada, USA.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*MADE IN A FACILITY THAT CONTAINS TREE NUTS (COCONUT)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Statements made by ModestMix regarding the herbal and natural teas offered have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration as the FDA does not evaluate or test herbs. This information has not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, nor has it gone through the rigorous double-blind studies required before a particular product can be deemed truly beneficial or potentially dangerous and prescribed in the treatment of any condition or disease. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe teas offered are not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease. If you have or suspect that you have a medical problem, consult with your physician for diagnosis or treatment. Use herbs as per instructions and always watch for any allergic reactions. You should always carefully read all product packaging and labels. Always consult your physician or health care provider before using any herbal products, especially if you have a medical problem.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny Gift For Tea Lover. Funny Present For Nurses. \u003c\/p\u003e"}