Bangs and Teeth Funny Birthday Card You’re F*cked Fortune Cookie

Deliver a birthday roast with this Bangs and Teeth funny birthday card, featuring a fortune cookie illustration with a slip that reads, “You’re F*cked. Oh, and happy birthday.” Perfect for friends, coworkers, cousins, sisters, or brothers who love dark humor, this sarcastic greeting card is a bold way to celebrate. Printed on premium heavyweight matte card stock in Colorado, USA, it includes a 100% recycled kraft brown envelope with a peel-and-press seal (no licking!). Ideal for those who appreciate a cheeky, unforgettable birthday vibe.

• Blank Inside: Space for your witty or heartfelt message.

• Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5"), great for gifting or framing.

• Includes: 100% recycled kraft envelope and protective clear sleeve with chipboard.

• Made in Colorado, USA: Edgy craftsmanship by Bangs and Teeth.

• Note: Colors may vary slightly due to monitor differences.

This funny card for birthdays is a must-have for sarcastic souls. Add this unique Bangs and Teeth card to your cart for a laugh-out-loud celebration